yea contest number 2

Author: gamer92shadow

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Added: January 6, 2009

Parody Making Fun Of Myspace Tom

Author: SleeperCell101

Keywords: “myspace tom” skit parody myspace funny family cool odd lol

Added: January 6, 2009

the second part to our bar wars trilogy.

Author: jayandshanesworld

Keywords: star wars storm troopers vader funny humor anime sex death space homemade indi film drama action odd weird GREAT shane jay mindless world halo

Added: January 5, 2009

So I was really board (shity pun XD) so I decided to make this, tell me what you think of it =]

Author: NeonBoneyard

Keywords: Skateboarding Drawing art neonboneyard skate board deck zombie blood hand STG funny odd what random

Added: January 5, 2009

I guess they were tired of fighting? A little rough sex always seems to mend things, amirite? xD

My boyfriend and his buddy were playing God of War, and the game froze just as Kratos was dealing the finishing blow. Many a lulz were had

Author: STangoFox

Keywords: sex lol god of war aries kratos playstation wtf wth omg lulz anon anonymous gettin it on doing grunt rough yaoi gay xxx II III spartans spartan sparta this is 300 jesus funny weird odd glitch frozen freeze stop

Added: January 5, 2009

Here I am back in 1981. This was my first video like this so I’m a bit nervous. I’ve been recording these videos for nearly 30 years and thought that I’d share this one, originally recorded on VHS and placed into a time capsule that was recently unearthed…

Author: spazpop

Keywords: “spaz schnee” “chissum worthington” stupid funny odd

Added: January 5, 2009

I try to get a straight answer out of mr. safety but to no avail, i retreat.

Author: Guitarfreak2312

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Added: January 5, 2009

His video:
Garage, God, Atheism, & Telemarketer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHgq_7sXoSM

From approximately 33:03 to 33:35
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we’re getting old
we’re going to die one day
it’s funny to me that people
people don’t
they just
it’s not really funny

It’s unusual
it’s odd to me that people who reject there being a god
I mean there’s just uh

the older I get the more I’m..
I just..there’s no avoiding that
there’s absolutely no way to avoid it
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So, initially, as I said, that I took more into what he was saying and here’s him correcting me
Jack:
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‘the older “I” get’ next time you can just ask me what i meant or something and ill try to explain if i can. peace
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Me:
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Well fudge. I concede (I was wrong) to what you say. I still feel that it was sliding down to the idea that it’s inevitable for people and not just you. However, you didn’t say it so there you have it.

I was listening to your broadcast whilst at work so it would seem that if I had merely listened to it a second time, I wouldn’t have slighted what you said.

I’ll correct my error shorty.
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Purchase Brave New World in book form: http://www.abebooks.com/servlet/SearchResults?sts=t&tn=brave+new+world&x=48&y=12

Audio book:

http://www.amazon.com/Brave-New-World-Aldous-Huxley/dp/1572703024

Mustapha Mond paused, put down the first book and, picking up the other, turned over the pages. “Take this, for example,” he said, and in his deep voice once more began to read: “‘A man grows old; he feels in himself that radical sense of weakness, of listlessness, of discomfort, which accompanies the advance of age; and, feeling thus, imagines himself merely sick, lulling his fears with the notion that this distressing condition is due to some particular cause, from which, as from an illness, he hopes to recover. Vain imaginings! That sickness is old age; and a horrible disease it is. They say that it is the fear of death and of what comes after death that makes men turn to religion as they advance in years. But my own experience has given me the conviction that, quite apart from any such terrors or imaginings, the religious sentiment tends to develop as we grow older; to develop because, as the passions grow calm, as the fancy and sensibilities are less excited and less excitable, our reason becomes less troubled in its working, less obscured by the images, desires and distractions, in which it used to be absorbed; whereupon God emerges as from behind a cloud; our soul feels, sees, turns towards the source of all light; turns naturally and inevitably; for now that all that gave to the world of sensations its life and charms has begun to leak away from us, now that phenomenal existence is no more bolstered up by impressions from within or from without, we feel the need to lean on something that abides, something that will never play us falsea reality, an absolute and everlasting truth. Yes, we inevitably turn to God; for this religious sentiment is of its nature so pure, so delightful to the soul that experiences it, that it makes up to us for all our other losses.’” Mustapha Mond shut the book and leaned back in his chair. “One of the numerous things in heaven and earth that these philosophers didn’t dream about was this” (he waved his hand), “us, the modern world. ‘You can only be independent of God while you’ve got youth and prosperity; independence won’t take you safely to the end.’ Well, we’ve now got youth and prosperity right up to the end. What follows? Evidently, that we can be independent of God. ‘The religious sentiment will compensate us for all our losses.’ But there aren’t any losses for us to compensate; religious sentiment is superfluous. And why should we go hunting for a substitute for youthful desires, when youthful desires never fail? A substitute for distractions, when we go on enjoying all the old fooleries to the very last? What need have we of repose when our minds and bodies continue to delight in activity? of consolation, when we have soma? of something immovable, when there is the social order?”

Author: entheogensmurf

Keywords: togetherforpeace god inevitable brave new world Mustapha Mond savage

Added: January 5, 2009

Filmed at my friend’s house. What happens is not an act…

Author: canadianstudmuffin

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Added: January 5, 2009

Oh I remember this girl.Who?You know, that odd girl that just disappeared one day.Not that fat girl?No the one with the long hair and never smiled.Oh yeah, she wasn’t around much to begin with anyway.You always knew when she was there though. She always had an answer for everything.She was so sarcastic, I never felt comfortable with her. She gave off this condescending vibe.She was definitely up herself, not so much arrogant but stuck up.And what was with all the big random words? It was never just a simple case of saying something with her.She dressed kinda funny too.I never see her around anywhere. I wonder what happened to her.Probably ended up in Albany Lodge.lol!And your right, shes fat.——————–Lyrics:This is a story about a girl named AbiEarly morningShe logs inOn the pla pla pla planetlara.comIts time to offendFucking newbsAnd all straight men coz they are sexistsShe goes, Ban fucking men nowCoz they are rapistsAnd they sayShe is Abi, shes adminAnd she bans bans bans all the people in her worldI know just one thing, that missing in her lifeShe secretly wants a rape.A true feminist, vagina is godAnd there’s no one there to shut her up.And the forums spinning when they all butt kissingHer fair-haired but a waxed assShe goesI am a brunette but the fact is she’s not.And they sayShe is Abi, she’s cuntAnd she bans bans bans all the people from her lifeIf yours opinion is different from hersThen you will be fucking banned nowBan ban ban ban yeah yeah oohAnd the best cameramouth isAbi!Ban ban ban ban yeah yeah oohAnd Ryan don’t encourage fights - not smartIsn’t she’s a smart thingThis Albany girlHer name is AbiAnd she has a straponDee, Luke and BeccaUsed to call her bitchBut now they are licking hers holeShe is Abi and shes so smartSo she bans bans bans all the kelly kadets thereIf you wont buttkiss her fat waxed assThen you wont ever be a modShe is AbiAnd she bans bans bansAll the people from hers siteShes nearly 30 yet an innocentBut maybe she was raped by her own dad

Author: AshkaFiend

Keywords: planetlara “lara croft” “tomb raider” “abigail hirst” “abifeil hearse” “becca poo” “dee the shrek” “twofaced cunts” “not smart” fakes buttkissers

Added: January 5, 2009